Substances Dumped On Mike Trout's Head To Celebrate His Birthday, Ranked
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Via [object Object] Today was Mike Trout’s 26th birthday. He recorded his 1,000th hit. He hit a home run. He remains so spectacularly talented to be almost boringly so, with no indication that he will develop any flaws soon. Here are his teammates, celebrating this glorious day by dumping all manner of stuff upon his head:
Here is some of that stuff, ranked from least disgusting to most.
Slushie
Water
Baby powder
Coffee creamer
Eggs
Getting hit by the contents of a trash can
Cereal
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